fortheaskbox:

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.

rpmemesfam:

° ✧ SKAM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ Stop walking around like a fucking cliche. ❜
❛ Are you never letting in again because you don’t want to get hurt? ❜
❛ You don’t want that… believe me. ❜
❛ It’s really lonely. ❜
❛ I’m asking too much aren’t I. ❜
❛ I just miss talking to you. ❜
❛ You used to tell me all your secrets. ❜
❛ Would you like to hear a secret now? ❜
❛ I heard that you and _______ talked about ________. ❜
❛ Then you turn it and do the other side. ❜
❛ Anyway, you seriously have to get over it and start behaving like a human. ❜
❛ I’m hurt because you never reply to my meme.  ❜
❛ I had totally forgotten. But I’m sorry about that. ❜
❛ Are you kidding? What does that mean? ❜ 
❛ Why should you be bus leader? ❜
❛ I can never host again. Never. ❜
❛ Wasn’t it real nice this weekend? At the party? ❜
❛ There were a lot of new nice people. ❜
❛ If you think immaturity is charming, sure. ❜
❛ Do you think that is a bit generalizing to say? ❜
❛ Why are we talking about _______ anyway? ❜  
❛ What’s going on with the two of you though? ❜
❛ How much do you want for it? ❜
❛ It’s sort of… not the entire truth. ❜
❛ I can join the bus if you need people. ❜
❛ They don’t need the money tomorrow. We’ll fix it. ❜
❛ How are we supposed to fix that? ❜
❛ You got to read a book I’m reading called, “The Secret.” ❜  
❛ You know so much about the universe? How? ❜
❛ I’m very interesred in the universe. Like plants and such. ❜
❛ You’re my star, did you know that? ❜
❛ You’re mine. You’re my sun, the sun is a star. ❜
❛ If you think I would walk around like some living trophy, you’re terribly wrong. ❜
❛ Don’t play dumb! You know what I mean! ❜
❛ What’s your name again? ❜
❛ I think there’s a small miscommunication here.  ❜
❛ If you think I look at you like some trophy, you’re wrong. ❜
❛ What an awesome guy/girl you are! ❜
❛ Were you never validated as a child, or…? ❜
❛ Did mommy never compliment your drawings? ❜
❛ I see what you’re doing. ❜
❛ You don’t know what your talking about. ❜
❛ Jesus Christ, this is a hashtag. What the fuck!? ❜
❛ Is it me you were talking about? ❜
❛ I’m going to nap. ❜
❛ Did you… ask all your classmates to take care of me?  ❜
❛ Holy fuck, you’re a bad liar! ❜
❛ Huh? I’m a bad liar? ❜
❛ I’m the fucking master of lies! There’s no one who is a better liar than me! ❜
❛ You have no idea what I’ve gotten away with! ❜
❛ Well, tell me. What have you gotten away with? ❜
❛ I like seeing you laugh. ❜
❛ Had you seen me before that first… cuddle meeting? ❜
❛ You… you can buy them anywhere. ❜
❛ I was thinking to just maybe stay there for a while. ❜
❛ Just take it one day at a time. ❜
❛ You have to establish your social future. ❜
❛ We’re on our way to a party. ❜
❛ I can hear what you think. ❜
❛ I think it would be easier for you to spend time with people like yourself. ❜
❛ So, when do you finish today? ❜
❛ Why did you do that? ❜
❛ Why not? What is it that she/he wants? ❜
❛ Control me? How can she/he control me? ❜
❛ You’re fucking hot, _______! ❜
❛ I’ll give you a hint. ❜
❛ I don’t fucking know! Just tell me. ❜
❛  What, am I completely unattractive or what? ❜
❛ I’ll gladly volunteer if you want to fuck. ❜
❛ What the fuck did she/he mean by that? ❜
❛ Don’t be rude! ❜
❛ Who are you though? Are you, like a bouncer? ❜
❛ Why would I have your phone?! ❜
❛ They’re not even my shoes!  ❜

an-elf-andmore:

“The list is longer than my wang!”

“Shut up, ____”

“My mother will have an aneurysm if she finds out about this!”

“That’s not saying much…”

“Nah uh, no way! That’s grey water.”

“What if, another _______ goes missing…?”

“You’ll float too!”

“You made me go through a fucking crackhead house!”

“Where ya’ goin’, _____?”

“It’s basically… Piss and shit, so I’m just telling you!”

“Doesn’t smell like ka-ka to me senior!”

“Have you ever heard of a staph infection?!”

“Look at this motherfucker! He’s leaking Hamburger Helper!”

“Because they POP! Mhm, pop pop pop!”

“What a nice boat, do you want it back?”

“Beep beep, _____!”

“Don’t you fucking touch me!”

“The hell’s grey water?”

“Here… Take it…”

“They’re gazebos! They’re bullshit!”

“Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole!”

“Do you need to be a virgin to see this fucking clown?”

“We all float down here. Yes we do!”

“Rock war!”

“Ain’t nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble.”

historical-rp-memes:

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